I’m sorry father, for I have sinned.
I know I’m not supposed to be doing this, because it is evil, evil, EVIL!
But I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself.
I tried to stop myself but couldn’t, even though everyone is saying that I’m wrong for doing it.
Please, please, please, forgive me.
But before I’m damned, please give me 5 minutes to explain myself, I promise, once you see what I see, you might change your mind and forgive me.